There exists a theory that there are no bad kissers. The theory is that no matter how good or bad of a kisser a guy is, if they do not match your style of kissing they will be a bad kisser. I disagree. There are just some flat out bad kissers out there. Unfortunately, I have met my fair share of them. In fact, I think I may have met their leader.
There I was, the only sober participant of a booze cruise on New Year’s Eve. I watched as all the couples headed to the dance floor, grinding against each other in their alcohol-induced haze. I looked at all the people staggering about, trying to keep their footing between the booze and the rocking boat.
Then, there he was. Tall, scrawny and young, just the way I like ‘em. I flirted. He flirted. It was going well. I was sure there would be more to come. Luckily, he worked on the boat, so was forced to be sober right along with me. There was a definite bonus in the knowledge that he would not be puking on me later – it made him that much more attractive ...
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